a conversation with MB

flask
i dropped some food on the floor.
i went to pick it up and pop it in my mouth.
the thing i picked up and tossed in my mouth wasn't food.
it's time to vacuum the closet.
carpet. it's time to vacuum the carpet.
the closets are all pretty clean.

MB
Yeah, or you could stop eating food off the floor. That might be easier
But at least vacuum

flask
it was food-adjacent!

MB
NOT GOOD ENOUGH

flask
why you no like food adjacency?

MB
Because adjacent to food isn't the same as BEING FOOD

flask
but still good enough to TRY.

MB
No