Sunday, May 23, 2021

2021 venture vermont: Climb a tree or boulder

 so it's the most wonderful time of the year again.

sometimes things are hard for me, but i do love a checklist. the venture vermont challenge is a handy list of fun things to do that give me some ideas for what to do and some days just flat out it's easier for me to get out and do a thing if it's on the list.

anyway, climb a tree or boulder is on the list.

i was out for a walk with my friend barb in the mount mansfield state forest and here we are. she took a picture of me on this boulder and i took a picture of her and we traded.


Saturday, May 08, 2021

it was aliens

 uh, hey, so.

great party. you are NOT gonna believe what happened to me on the way here. i was crossing the big flat space, right? and these THINGS. i tell you, they were huge. they were so tall you could barely see their heads. and get this. they WALKED UPRIGHT.

and the lights. it was weird and creepy and very wrong. it wasn't as bright as sunlight, like a whole bunch of little moons. and right up close. AND THEY COULD CONTROL THEM.


AND THEN THEY LIFTED ME UP.  right into the air, like i didn't weigh anything. and i thought they were going to eat me but all they did was look at my genitals. seriously. THEY PROBED ME.

and then all of a sudden they put me down. on the ground. only closer to here.

it was crazy.

yeah, great party.

want to dance?

Saturday, May 01, 2021

ramp harvest: an instruction manual

 ok, so conservation is kind of my gig.

and i am seeing a LOT of posts these days about ramps and the harvesting of ramps, and why not? ramps are not just trendy; they are delicious. i harvest them to use and to share. they are one of the best things about spring.

but this is important: when you harvest them, please treat them like a precious and fragile resource. they are renewable, but they're very slow. their deliciousness and their slowness to reproduce mean that they are on the decline across the entirety of their range.

they can be cultivated, but the slowness of their growth and the terrain on which they like to grow make them a bad match for most gardeners.

but flask,  i hear you say, how slow can they be??

ramps can divide and form new bulbs, but they require at least seven years of root growth before they can do it. mostly they grow from seed, and it takes about seven years for a plant grown from seed to come to maturity and start reproducing.

so imagine you've just come across a hillside and there are a couple thousand plants, so you pull up a hundred.

and then someone comes along next week and pulls up another hundred. unless you're way out in the nowheres, it's very likely that five to ten people will come by and each will take some. so it's not unreasonable to think that a quarter of them will be taken. last year i watched, unable to do anything, as a young man took fully a third of a hillside. 

i'm sure he thought he was harvesting responsibly. he spread out his harvest and only took a third of the patch.

but he wasn't the only one to harvest that patch last season.

now add the losses up over three or four seasons. if a seventh of a patch gets taken each season, total, by all the harvesters, that patch is maybe breaking even. it's probably in decline. add it up over multiple seasons and what you have is the extinction of that patch. add it up over the whole of the appalachians northward into ontario and what you have is a native species circling the drain.


there's good news: a ramp plant that is healthy and mature and has three leaves can give up one leaf every season and still live to go about its rampy business. the leaves are the best part anyway. they wilt a little faster if they're not on the bulb, but that's a small price to pay for sustainability.

and here's another advantage to cutting just leaves: it serves as a signal to other harvesters that this patch has already been harvested. if i'm in the woods and i see cut leaves in a patch, i know to leave it alone and go somewhere else. nobody needs to have been monitoring that patch to know if it's declining or not.

and that's important, because if you're not coming through like a bulldozer, other people coming after you may not know that you've already tapped this patch out for the year.

so i'm gonna ask you: please don't take any bulbs if you don't really need them. you'll still be able to make pesto and ramps 'n' taters and nearly every other delicious thing.

if you need to take some bulbs, cut down above the roots so they have a chance of growing back.

be mindful if you are gathering on public land that probably other people will gather here too.

if we all take just leaves from mature plants, our patches will grow.

that would be FANTASTIC.


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