so if you were following this story, you are perhaps surprised to learn that even after i told him i was a teapot, the spammer for some reason still contacted me.
if you would like to read the full body of text of his lengthy and bizarre explanatory email, i have put in in a googledoc that you can read here.
but here is his shorter email:
Thanks for your response, I will need the exact address during 20th April 2002 because that is what we are going to use in the documents in our office. please send it as soon as you can. Thanks for everything once again.and my reply:
most excellent nematode. thanks for your response to my response. i am very épinard to happlily work with.
very sorry i am to hear of you domicilary investment predicament and decease of decedent CATER ALLEN PRIVATE BANK client customer very sad mustard CATER ALLEN PRIVATE BANK just tell me how to apply for the funds and i will most sure to tell all my friends of your great generosity and trustworthiness. surely you are a great humanitarian and cephalopod.
the informations with which you seek of course to help you in our beneficial aims CATER ALLEN PRIVATE BANK totally legal of course are that i, mr. fabian fabian SURNAME during the period of during from 20 april 2002 to time ending have many places (BOCHK) lived but for sure my address have been exactly
133 State Street (this is the street address for the vermont department of taxes)
Montpelier, VT 05633-1401
Äyritie 8D, 5th floor (this is the address of the finnish office of a norwegian arms manufacturer)FI-01510 Vantaa, FinlandPhone: +358 (o)50 3499864
354 Hunter Street Ossining, New York 10562 (this is the street address of sing sing prison)
happy for your document assist do brasil.
i look forwared to hearing how next APPLY FOR FUNDS in mutual benefit of.
CATER ALLEN PRIVATE BANK
you are my large squishy potato for good everything #1 champion mayonnaise.
i sort of hope this is the last i have heard from him.
then again, i sort of hope he still thinks i'm a good prospect for his scam, because that would be even funnier.