oh, i laugh.
i'm just going to go and give myself a pass on this one.
let's start here: i work as a volunteer naturalist for the girl scouts of the green and white mountains, and in that capacity i was over two hours by the time we got to dinnertime on the first day of staff training.
past that, i worked four weeks full time as camp staff doing camp and naturalisty things.
past that, i am the land steward on the sarah holbrook floodplain forest in the town of bolton, where i live.
and past THAT, i was appointed to the conservation commission in the town of bolton.
there are no photos of me doing that, but it's a matter of public record.