uh, hey, so.
great party. you are NOT gonna believe what happened to me on the way here. i was crossing the big flat space, right? and these THINGS. i tell you, they were huge. they were so tall you could barely see their heads. and get this. they WALKED UPRIGHT.
and the lights. it was weird and creepy and very wrong. it wasn't as bright as sunlight, like a whole bunch of little moons. and right up close. AND THEY COULD CONTROL THEM.
THEY SHINED THE LIGHT ON ME.
AND THEN THEY LIFTED ME UP. right into the air, like i didn't weigh anything. and i thought they were going to eat me but all they did was look at my genitals. seriously. THEY PROBED ME.
and then all of a sudden they put me down. on the ground. only closer to here.
it was crazy.
yeah, great party.
want to dance?