done her dirty

my neighbor's dog done her dirty today.

i watched this dram unfold from my desk:

it was 35 degrees and sleeting, good weather for staying inside, even if you're sick of staying inside but have to. my neighbor walked her dog down past my house, but her dog did not go.

she walked the dog around in the parking area, but the dog did not go.

she walked the dog all the way hoe, where the dog decided to go, which meant they all had to walk back down here where the dumpster is.

THAT DOG KNEW WHAT HE WAS DOING.