Wednesday, November 14, 2012

open letter to gdad

dear gdad,

this morning just before i woke up i was dreaming that i was posting to your blog and that certain words were being highlighted by little pastel-colored circles that were links to other things, which maybe isn't so farfetched, except that what had just happened was that the words "they're", "their", and "there" had just been conflated into "thr" and abolished completely and the little dots were telling me about it.

since we are nearly complete strangers, i thought you would like to know about this.



GDad said...

I once had a dream that I could shoot telephone modem commands out of my forehead, and those commands would repel vampires.

Not sure what Herr Doktor Freud would have to say about either one of us.

GDad said...

Oh, and also, on someone's "funny things on the web" blog, I saw a picture that said, "When I comfort grammarians, I like to say, 'There, they're, their.'"


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