Saturday, February 06, 2016

flint: a précis

"i am going to poison you now."

"what? no. i don't want to be poisoned."

"but here is your poison, and your bill, because you do not expect ME to pay for poisoning you?"

"but i don't want to be poisoned. why should i pay for that?"

"ok, ok. i am reasonable. i will take 30% off of your bill. have a nice poisoning."

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