Sunday, January 21, 2018

it's a long slide

yesterday i did not write to you because instead i spent the day marching up camel's hump because it needed to be made blue. i went yesterday because it was warm (37 degrees down in the parking) but even on a warm day it's COLD up at the summit in the wind, so key farming is less pleasant than it could be.

in a lot of places in my life my walrussy physique is not a benefit, but in cold weather it's really handy as an insulation layer.

and REALLY handy for what came next, which is that i got on my sled and rode it down.

no, you can't ride a sled all the way down camel's hump because that would just be stupid but you can ride a lot of the way.

your butt gets really, really cold.

no, i did not take pictures.

sorry.

another thing i did not take pictures of is the bruise around my asshole. no, i'm not talking about that one guy on the other team.

i ran over a root at full speed when i was sliding on my butt (you do that partway because it's too steep for the sled) and let's just say attempted high speed penetration by the local flora is painful.

the first thing i thought was "wow. that's going to leave a mark."

it was STILL an awesome sled ride.


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