Friday, December 21, 2012

end of the world

i'm looking at the calendar in my checkbook.

it inexplicably ends in 2008. i don't write a lot of checks. the world is overdue for an apocalypse because the company that prints the checks apparently predicted it.

more to the point, my wall calendar runs out of days in just a little over a week and there are a LOT of wall calendars that are running out of days soon, and i think this is general cause for panic.

everybody run in circles and scream!

or i guess you could just buy a 2013 calendar.

or you could carve a new calendar out of stone, make it run until 3035 and then let people who see it panic when it finally runs out of days.

see you all tomorrow.

1 comment:

Margaret (Peggy or Peg too) said...

that was funny!

Merry Christmas flask.


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