yeah, BABY. you've waited hours for this. load up that plate with all the food that will fit. hot it up in the microwave.
when you take it out, find a comfortable place to sit because you're not getting up real soon.
start with the vegetables. you like those. eat the cabbage, the broccoli, the onion, the mashed sweet potato.
then you will have more room to really mix the turkey and stuffing in with the gravy.
oh, god, the gravy.
when you have shoveled all of that in your mouth, wipe up any remaining gravy with your biscuit.
yeah, breakfast.
(please adjust menu for dietary needs)
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