Sunday, December 18, 2016

so this happened...

this conversation actually happened.



me: i just found a thing on the front of my shirt and popped it into my mouth
       It was nice and crunchy but tasted all wrong
       DEAD SPIDER
MB: jesus fucking christ, flask
      WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO STOP PUTTING RANDOM SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH AND             EATING IT???????
me: i didn't eat it
       I spit it out.
MB: that makes it better?
        you put a dead spider in your mouth long enough to taste it and tell it was crunchy
me: THAT'S HOW I KNEW IT WAS A SPIDER!
MB: you could have looked at it
       the 8 legs are kind of a giveaway
       also, if you don't know what something is, DON'T PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH
me: I thought it was food.
       Because what else would be on the front of my shirt???
MB: something that drops dead from the ceiling
me: It was right under my chin.
MB: can we talk about poop now?

1 comment:

Zhoen said...

MB sounds very wise.

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