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me: ok, now tell me that you are especially attracted to women who have unloaded the boats from their cars.
MB: I am especially attracted to YOU
me: that's all fine and dandy, but it doesn't give me any incentive to go unload my boats.
MB: oh, well then Ooooh! I love women who unload their boats... so sexy

me: is it espectially attractive if i put a bike rack on and load a bike?
MB: YES!!!!!
me: ok! maybe later you can tell me about your newly discovered fetish for clean camping gear and folded laundry.