dear hillary clinton campaign,
for some reason you guys send me emails like i support your campaign.
i mean, if it comes down to hillary or ted cruz, i'll take hillary, but i won't be happy about it.
please stop sending me campaign emails. i keep unsubscribing from your mailing lists, but you keep clogging my inbox anyway.
on my latest attepmt, you made me watch a political ad before you told me you can't process my request.
come to think of it, ted cruz is looking better all the time.