Monday, June 26, 2017

letters we haven't written yet

i was having a conversation with MB in which i did that thing i sometimes like to do where she pauses in a sentence and i try to insert a different but only tangentially related noun as a guess.

so we weren't having a conversation ABOUT crotchless panties when suddenly we were.

maybe this is TMI but i gave up wearing underwear years ago and never looked back, so you know i TOTALLY do not get the concept of crotchless panties. i mean, if you're going to go to the trouble of wearing panties, WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE OUT THE FUNCTIONAL PART? and she said some women do it to be sexy because easy access, but i was all like why even bother with the panties at all?

and that's when she told me there are "crotchless panties" that really have kind of an easy open flap, which i imagined to be like the fly on men's briefs, and i said that was just wrong, because that's not crotchless, that's even a double crotch with a flap entry.

and she said i should write to the sellers of these things and complain about this in stern language.

...and then write about it on my blog.

and i said "way ahead of you".

and she said "better your search history than mine."

oh. and while doing my research, i found this:

1 comment:

Margaret (Peggy or Peg too) said...

oh my. I prefer fabric all around but if not, then commando. Now aren't you glad you asked?


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