let's go to war in syria, because we're not in enough wars right now. we are especially not in enough wars with us on the same side as those al-qaeda guys.
hey, why don't we do more stuff with them? maybe hang out? toss some missiles at hezbollah? like pals?
plus it would really
and it's really important to france. we love those guys. you remember the last time we wanted to bomb the crap outta some people and france was all, like, awesome, dude. we're going in, too.
so we owe it to france to bomb the crap outta some syrians because
see, we have to enter the war in syria because it was US that set up that wacky iraq with all the chemical weapons because they were our
they spoil everything.
countries that give weapons to terrorist groups need to be bombed back to the stone age.