Tuesday, October 08, 2013


think you've got good balance?

put on socks.

while standing up. in the dark. on uneven ground. while ducked under the open tailgate of your car. and not touching anything, because it's raining, and you need to keep your clean socks and your shoes dry.

advanced players may attempt to put on athletic tights without having them touch the ground or get rained on.

because while you might go all day without rain, as soon as you try to change clothes for bed, the sky will open up.

bet on it.


Margaret (Peggy or Peg too) said...

is it wrong to giggle just a little bit?

flask said...

nope, not wrong at all. the only benefit to putting on socks and tights in the dark in a downpour while standing half naked on one foot is that the situation has high comedic value.

if you can't have comfort or convenience, go for comedy.


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