sometimes they do.
i was at the mall last week -i know, right? - the mall?
"flask", you are undoubtedly saying, "have you taken leave of your senses? what were you doing at the mall?"
i was at the mall because i needed new eyeglasses. ok? every couple of years i actually need something for which i have to visit a store in the mall. sometimes it just can't be avoided.
anyway, i was at the mall an in the parking lot there was a truck with this handy sticker on it:
...which conveniently notifies the rest of us that the driver of the vehicle is about five different kinds of hatwipe.
in l'ésprit d'escalier, i would like to leave a note on the truck that says a lot of fat chicks are better shots 'n him, and now they know who to aim at.