Sunday, April 28, 2013

thanks for the warning

do you ever think that your life would be just a whole lot easier if really unpleasant people would just carry around some kind of sign that warns you to stay away because talking with them would just be a waste of oxygen?

sometimes they do.

i was at the mall last week -i know, right? - the mall?

"flask", you are undoubtedly saying, "have you taken leave of your senses? what were you doing at the mall?"

i was at the mall because i needed new eyeglasses. ok? every couple of years i actually need something for which i have to visit a store in the mall. sometimes it just can't be avoided.

anyway, i was at the mall an in the parking lot there was a truck with this handy sticker on it:

...which conveniently notifies the rest of us that the driver of the vehicle is about five different kinds of hatwipe.

in l'├ęsprit d'escalier, i would like to leave a note on the truck that says a lot of fat chicks are better shots 'n him, and now they know who to aim at.


Margaret (Peggy or Peg too) said...

oh my goodness I wish you had left that note!!

I'm not sure which I dislike more, the mall or this idiot - it's a tie.

GDad said...

The mall affords people-watching opportunities, whereas this fellow offers person-watching opportunities. I usually prefer to have more options than fewer, so I'll vote that the guy is less likeable than the mall.


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